THE EXORCIST

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  • Exorcisms, no job too big.

    Paint bubbing? Plaster cracking? Poltergeists moving your brickwork? These could all be signs that your house is inhabited by evil spirits. Our seasoned exorcists will be able to diagnose the problem and implement the cure. Call our hotline now on 0800 666 666

  • Casting out of Demons

    Feeling frustrated that your home is beset with demons? Do not abandon hope. It’s just what the demons want you to do.

  • The Devil is in the detail

    Why do so many exorcisms go wrong? Beware of cowboys who think water repelling paints can cover an ectoplasm, they can’t. Only ancient, time served techniques, in the hands of experienced exorcists will do. Rest easy, knowing that our exorcisms are made to last.

  • Holy Water Based Paints

    Ectoplasms on your walls, blood stains on your ceilings, they can be distressing, we know, even more so when accompanied by banshees wailing. Our specialist parapsycopainters have wide experience of the shapeshifting wiles of the Evil One and a palette of traditional, breathable psychopaints all approved by the Vatican. C of E approval pending.

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